Turn around! Okay, let's do it. Jordan Belfort: It was a madhouse, a greed fest, with equal parts cocaine, testosterone, and body fluids. Postmedia Network Inc. | 365 Bloor Street East, Toronto, Ontario, M4W 3L4 | 416-383-2300. Then were gonna need some tranq darts, a pair a handcuffs, a can of Mace Wigwam, I dont think youre cut out for this job. Something about laundering drug money through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki, you know the founder of Benihanna. Naomi Lapaglia: Is your landlord ready to evict you? We are going down! WHY? No, I don't wanna implode, sir. I fucked her brains out for eleven seconds. Give yourself no choice but to succeed. With their beautiful wife by their side, whos got big voluptuous tits. Holy fucking shit Jordan Belfort: On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. [stands up tall, smiling] I just, I had a minute and I Donnie Azoff: Bulls. Jordan Belfort: Sweetheart, you should be happy for the both of us. Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, The Most Anticipated TV & Streaming Shows of March 2023, Pokmon Detective Pikachu Sequel Finds Its Writer and Director, and More Movie News. Don't you wanna be my friend? Let me know in the comments and please share this post to help and inspire others. Jordan Belfort: And with this script, which is your new harpoon, I'm gonna teach each and every one of you to be Captain fucking Ahab. Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes. it's partly due to dicaprio. Right? Nicholas the Butler: . Jordan Belfort, Theyre gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here. BENI-FUCKING-HANA? Honey oh my God!, you probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! Look, I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? Jordan Belfort: Do I Do I I jerk off? You don't think I'm gonna see my fucking kids again, huh? The biggest IPO in this firm's history, what the fuck is he doing? Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Its fairy dust. And from now on it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. When you do something, you might fail. FBI! Brad: One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? Jordan Belfort: Hey, sweetheart! What's he doing? I started this website because I wanted to help people like you to maximize their potential and achieve their dreams. Get those fucking ludes! Fuck. Your hair looks good. Oh no. I do it cause I fuckin' need to. Jordan Belfort: You can sell anything? Naomi Lapaglia: Do you jerk off? Fucking whore. I'm also Dutch, German, English. They dont give a shit about money. Exactly. Failure is your friend. Jordan Belfort, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right? Jordan Belfort, Ive got the guts to die. Is he is he wearing a bowtie? Max Belfort: What kind of person are you? Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. Alden Kupferberg, Yeah, like Buddhists. Shut the fuck up! GET OFF THE PHONE! It'll keep you sharp between the ears. Let me tell you something else. Captain Ted Beecham: After they left I checked the apartment. Brad: The porterhouse from Argentina. Get the ludes downstairs! No shit. vials of coke. [Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it]. Quotes By Jordan Belfort. Yeah. You were calling her name in your sleep! Its not fucking real. Mark Hanna, Gotta pump those numbers up. People have been buzzing about Martin Scorsese's new movie, "The Wolf of . Why? Those are rookie numbers in this racket. The easiest way to make money is - create something of such value that . And the first thing we needed was brokers. lastly it's down to the humour.
The Wolf of Wall Street: Straight Line Persuasion Review Donnie Azoff: Yeah? Donnie Azoff: Money. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Yes, I think it's true. I finished my paperwork and I was, just had a couple minutes. Saurel! Are you fucking serious? Now as the firm taking the company public, we set the initial sales price then sold those shares right back to our friends. I mean, when she married me she knew what she was getting into, didnt she? Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly fucking wives. [Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl] Linette Lopez. Brad: The movie depicts Jordan Belforts reckless adventures from his rise to a wealthy stockbroker to his seduction and free-fall into corruption, drug abuse, excess and ultimately imprisonment. Go on. It's startin' to shit in the house again. And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by?, If you want to be rich, never give up. Right! Everyone wants to get rich. Twice a day. Leah Belfort: Jordan Belfort: If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Actually, the madness started on our very first day, when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner, christened the elevator by getting a blow job from the sales assistant. [dubious] Oh, you don't love me? Don't you fucking Duchess me! You can save the fucking spotted owl with money. In the bedroom? The Wolf Of Wall Street tells the story of Jordan Belfort, a drug-fueled, ambitious hustler at wall street. There's no nobility in poverty. Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here, this is one of the nicest boats that I've ever been on. Brad: Go ahead and fuck me. Jordan Belfort: However, while Belfort and his cronies partake in a hedonistic brew of sex, drugs and thrills, the SEC and the FBI close in on his empire of excess. Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! If youre into films about money, sales, success and that rags to riches story then it is all of that with a bunch of crazy, obscene and extreme all thrown in. Fun coupons! And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and Im not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. The nice thing about getting rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance. Does daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls, huh? Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Good! Mark Hanna: There's no such thing as an Amish Buddhist. The Matthew McConaughey's Wolf Of Wall Street chant soon became of the most iconic parts of the movie and is right up there in popularity with the actor's own " Alright, alright, alright " from Dazed And Confused. If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it's gonna be me, out of out of respect, you know? What, if the kid's retarded? The Wolf Of Wall Street earned five Oscar . Like, um, three or four. And in no time, I will make them rich. Jordan Belfort, Was all this legal? Three or four times, maybe five. [laughing] But thats not because youre a failure. You know? This is my home! Like, Run free! You know? Donnie Azoff, There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. It is no matter. No, there's no alcohol. [sigh of relief] Come for me, baby. Donnie and I were investing in a condominium complex in Venice. And I hate fucking chess!, And my wifewell, I guess shed earned her scene with me, but still; did she really have that much reason to be angry? Do I jerk off? You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back, requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. This is what happens when you fuck with your pets on new issue day! So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you don't let him do that 'cause that would make it real. Jordan Belfort: This is Brad, and Brad is the guy I really wanted. Dwayne: They're business expenses. When it gets here, I'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up. And when it gets in, I'll give you a call and you come pick it up. Jordan Belfort: Max Belfort: Donnie Azoff:
Oh my God! They were usually struggling young models or exceptionally beautiful college girls in desperate need of tuition or designer clothing, and for a few thousand dollars they would do almost anything imaginable, either to you or to each other. But, you drink enough and you drink a lot and it'll get you fucked up? They don't give a shit about money. I don't even listen to it half the time. Twenty fucking years! Naomi Lapaglia: [narration] fucking digits. Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna : It's his first day on Wall Street. Second key to success in this racket is this little baby right here. The show goes on! Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey. You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Because, at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of the limo, wearing a $2000 suit and a $40,000 gold fuckin' watch. It's never landed. Jordan Belfort: That's right, out of all the Swiss bankers in Miami, it had to be him! Donnie Azoff: But thats not because youre a failure. It's not on the elemental chart. Jordan Belfort: Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed., The easiest way to make money is -create something of such value that everybody wants and go out and give and create value, the money comes automatically., I've got the guts to die. Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid, and in no time, I'll make 'em rich. Your Ticket Confirmation # is located under the header in your email that reads "Your Ticket Reservation Details". What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Jordan Belfort: About a month later, Donnie and I decided to double team her on a Saturday afternoon while our wives were out shopping for Christmas presents. Some of these girls, you should see them. Doesn't even matter to you! Not a stitch. What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over? Want me to come for you? Its never landed. Explains you. I mean, what if something like that happened? I'm constantly asking myself questions. I mean, we had similar interests and shit. I'm in this for the long run, you know? Huh? Oh come on, baby. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because it's awesome. Yeah. Give him time. Max Belfort: This right here is the land of opportunity. God damn it! [holding his child] Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Jordan Belfort, Successful people are 100% convinced that they are masters of their own destiny, theyre not creatures of circumstance, they create circumstance, if the circumstances around them suck they change them. Jordan Belfort, I want you to back yourself into a corner. By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. She brought in a decorator, feng shui'd the whole place. Trust me. [in thoughts] The 4.95-acre equestrian estate comes with a wine cellar, a ten-stall stable, and a saltwater pool.