I don't care where you come from! Im in the same boat. I don't want to hear anything. The carrot has mystery. How dare you. These are the sort of windows faces look in at! Marwood: (Voice-over) Danny's here. Listen, I think you should strangle it instantly in case it starts trying to make friends with us. by Anonymous: . Withnail: [a live chicken is standing on the table]. His head must weight fifty pounds on its own. Because I want to walk you to the station. Rubbish. But old now, old. Jake: Now look, you. I will say one thing for Monty, he keeps a sensational cellar. Marwood: Hello? A self-sustained nicotine-yellow and fly-blown lung. Danny: You want working on, boy. What should we do? Danny: Cool your boots, man. The older order changeth, yielding place to new. Beside there's nothing invented I couldn't take. But I never really had it in my blood, and that's what's so essential, isn't it, theatrical zeal in the veins. What makes you possibly think I've got anything for your pot? Have another look in that shed. Who f***s arses? Web. Jesus Christ! Irishman: Why doesn't he retire? How come Monty owns such a horrible little shack? Withnail: [whispering] He's going into your room. Will we never be set free? I'm not gonna understudy anybody. I might fetch you up a rabbit. Voila! Withnail: You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and f*** off while you're doing it! [voiceover] Trade: Phenodihydrochloride benzorex. Just think of it with bacon across its back. Danny: I could hardly piss straight with fear. Withnail: Get any more masculine than him and you'd have to live up a tree. Why didn't I get any soup? [referring to the radish on Monty's lapel] Have you either of you got shoes? Withnail: How dare you call me inhumane! I must be out of my mind. I suggest you both go outside and discuss it sensibly, in the street. Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Withnail: This doll is extremely dangerous. Withnail: I want something's flesh! It's all your fault. Marwood stands there, petrified, the bull is scraping the ground with its front hoof, snorting, he throws the shopping the air and it scatters in the mud. Find *anything*. [the man who called Marwood a ponce gets up and walks over to them.
Withnail and I - Wikiquote Withnail: Withnail: I have a heart condition. It's like a tide. To offer it the show of violence", [as Monty continues to recite the line from Hamlet, Marwood gets up and whispers in Withnail's ear]. Have you met Jake? It's like great yellow sock. Danny: The paragon of animals. Will we never be set free? [removing his sunglasses] We're in this cottage here.
Withnail I Quotes (2 quotes) - Goodreads Marwood: You never discuss your family, do you? "I fuck arses." I'm good-looking. Withnail: [a few minutes later, Withnail re-enters the cottage holding a wet stick]. [cockily] Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford. Danny: Withnail: Monty: [stands barefoot, about to leave Withnail and Marwood's flat] [Heckles pedestrian] Throw yourself into the road, darling, you haven't got a chance! And I've come in here with the express intention of wishing one on you! Here is the clip. It's impossible, I swear it. Then you gotta change its drawers for it. What on Earth are those? We're coming back in here. Marwood: If you can't find anything, bring in the shed. He had a weight under his fez. I recommend you smoke some more grass. Marwood: When I come in, I seen one the size of a fucking dog. Marwood: (Voice-over) I could hardly piss straight with fear. Change down, man, find your neutral space. I tell you, I've a fuck sight more talent that half the rubbish that gets on television. Survey of rural types. Oh, of course you are. Got busted coming back through Heathrow. [voiceover] Youre not in the same boat. Uncle Monty: I've been preparing myself to forgive you. "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off." Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Anyway, I loathe those Russian plays. Withnail: We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now! Withnail: Withnail: Withnail: I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. I could take double anything you could. Hurry up, Mabs. [about Danny] Jake: Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise. Marwood: Withnail: That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. No it doesn't. Withnail: (He spits out a globule of phlegm) Jesus, look at that. Amy Audrey Locke's 1912 In Praise of Winchester offers an anthology of over 100 pages of prose and verse about Winchester College. London is a country coming down from its trip. If I hadn't told him you were active we'd never have got the cottage. Withnail: There must and shall be aspirin! Marwood: They can handle the kaftan, they can't handle the bell. Uncle Monty: Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise. What have you done to them? We want them here and we want them now! Withnail: I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering, and have come in here with the express intention of wishing one upon you. [Mr Parkin is sitting on his tractor with one leg wrapped from thigh to ankle in a plastic fertiliser bag. Marwood: I've got a bastard behind the eyes. Danny: [pulling some goo out of the sink] This huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. Cooking's one of the natural instincts. Throwing themselves into the road gladly to escape all this hideousness. This dreadful little Israelite. Marwood: (Takes the shotgun) Well let me tell you something, Withnail. Marwood: (Voice-over) Thirteen million Londoners have to wake up to this. Danny: Then why's he wearing that old suit? Withnail: And soon, I suppose, I shall be swept away by some vulgar little tumour. [to Marwood] Throwing themselves into the road gladly to escape all this hideousness! Just say there are a couple of drunks in the Penrith tearooms and we want them removed. These are the best withnail and I quotes. Monty: Do you like to experience all facets of life? [as Marwood walks past him] I've been watching you, especially you, prancing like a tit. Get into the countryside. [holding up a pill] I don't advise a haircut, man. Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. Listen, Withnail, it's a stinker. Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that! So, there's this judge sitting there in a cape like fucking Batman with this really rather far-out looking hat. Scrubbers! Now, come along, Im going to teach you how to peel a potato., I must have some booze. Suits me. We do it wrong, being so majestical. Here are found the emeralds, sapphires, carbuncles, topazes, chrysolites, onyxes, beryls, sardius, and other costly stones. Sitting down to enjoy my holiday. Withnail: Hold on, don't let your imagination run away with you Marwood: Imagination! Withnail: Uncle Monty: Here hare here here hare here!
YARN | "Here hare, here." | Withnail & I (1987) | Video clips by quotes Withnail: Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Look at me, I'm 30 in a month and I've got a sole flapping off my shoe. Monty: Would you like a drink? There must and shall be aspirin, or I shall die, here, on this fucking mountainside! Tanks. For reasons I can't really discuss with you. Well, don't. I happen to think the cauliflower more beautiful than the rose. Withnail: Come on, old boy. Danny: You wouldn't spike me, you're too mean. We worked out it would be very handy karma for him to get hold of a suit. Withnail: No you can't, I can't get my boots on when they're hot. This ain't fancy dress." Withnail: Right you f***er, I'm going to do the washing up! We'll keep them here til they arrive. Headhunter to everybody. Your desires. Withnail: I didn't think he'd come all this way. Marwood: I feel unusual. I think you've been punished enough. Withnail: I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. Withnail: Tactical necessity. Withnail: Withnail: Half dead he may be, but I'll come up after you, and I'll wake you up with a live one. you little traitors. I wouldn't drink that if I was you. Nor women neither. Withnail: https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Withnail_and_I&oldid=3185462. reading, studying, and reflecting this history have led to this moment. Jake: Balls! Always full of women staring out of windows, whining about ducks going to Moscow. Hey, give us a wheeze on that fag. [he pulls its head off and tips some pills out of it]. If your father was my father you wouldn't get it. General: Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your f***ing appendix doesn't mean anything! Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head. I think we better release you from the lgume, and transfer your talents to the meat. But sooner or later you got to get out, because it's crashing. Chin-chin. I think it's time to release you from the lgumes, and transfer your talents to the meat. If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? Burnt! Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels. For some of us a quote becomes a mantra, a goal or a philosophy by which we live. And that's why you mustn't hold back, let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric. Look at me, I'm 30 in a month and I've got a sole flapping off my shoe . Withnail:I'll not have this shag sack insulting me! Withnail freezes in terror with a mouthful of pie, ripping Withnail's tartan scarf off his neck, Withnail suddenly runs out of the pub, so does Marwood, Marwood is in the pub toilets, after walking past a hulking Irishman who's called him a ponce, Withnail picks up a bottle of lighter fluid, he pours the lighter fluid down his throat. Withnail: Monty: Here hare here. 13 million Londoners have to wake up to this. I wondered if you could sell us some food. Richard E. Grant Is Making Self-Isolation Fun With Classic 'Withnail www.bbcamerica.com. Peter Marwood: That's alright, I'll go alone. Withnail: (Wry smile) Sorry about that. My brain's capsizing, I've gotta unfuck my brain!
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Withnail & I (1987) - Quotes - IMDb Withnail: Do you like vegetables? let him get his drugs out! What the fuck do you mean? Eat some cake. Scrubbers! Withnail: My heart's beating like a fucked clock! Withnail: Law rather appeals to me actually.